I can't be the only person on the planet that didn't know that you can just pick a piece of fruit off of a tree and eat it. I had a friend come over a few weeks ago and she was like, 'Carly, why do you have a bag of lemons in your fridge?' And I said, 'Oh, well, I use lemons in my cooking a lot and sometimes I put them in my sparkling water.' And s
Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE ELDERLY PEOPLE. Absolutely love them. My favorite human beings on earth. They got no filter, don't give a shit what they say. That being said, if you are out and about, you need to know time and place for certain phone conversations. And certain phone conversations should not be in the middle of a store during the holiday season w
Part 3 😂 But cream cheese on a hot dog? I've never seen that before in my life. Could you do that for me again? He looks at me all weird. He goes, 'My friend, are you talking about the Seattle dog?' And he points at the menu above his head. I didn't see the menu two years ago. There's one item on the menu of this hot dog stand. It's the Seattle dog
When I was a $tripper I remember one night I shouldn't have been at work ... I had a yeast infection SOOOO bad, I was on antibiotics and it was so itchy and I could only itch it in the dressing room. Well one guy asked for a vip 15 mins dance, and he started to grab it really hard but it was itching it so it was helping... usually they're not suppo
So I just found out why my dad has been banned from every Home Depot in our county since 2004. Apparently he got into an argument with an employee about whether concrete was "a liquid or a solid" and to prove his point, he bought 6 bags of concrete mix, made it in the parking lot, and tried to pour it on the hood of his truck to show that "liquids
I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa Stockton, your child is at register 10". I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.
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