Ethan K. Three years ago I was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy. We exchanged numbers and I still text him for travel advice. Christopher Crockpot. Ever been to Madison, Wisconsin? Hell yea I have. Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down. Absolutely beautiful
Part 1. I find comedy in everything. Okay. Now there are times that I want to be serious and comedy finds me. Perfect example. Went to a wake. Not a place for comedy. Although the lady that saw me walk in didn't think that. As soon as I walk in, 'Oh my God, oh my God, I love you. What are you doing here?' I'm performing. What do you think I'm doing
talksick Follow just heard my roommate yell 'you USED me!!!' from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
mimi @mimicollision Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn't. A guy came up to us, turned to me and said "You must be his wife." I turned to my husband and said "You have a WIFE?" Should've seen the guy's face!
Does it smile? Korean Mom does PERFECT impression of White man. I was in the Walmart in the Alabama, and this old man he come up to me, he say, 'Excuse me, ma'am. I served in the United States Army and fought in the Vietnam War, and I've been wondering for 50 years now. Do you have a sideways vagina?' I said, 'What? What do you mean sideways? You m
What is the most ridiculous thing you did as a child? u/BagelStealer42 • 5h 8 Awards My mother once "threatened" to make my brother (6) and I (4) sleep outside of we didn't get our room cleaned up. So we decided that we should probably spend the rest of the day preparing to sleep outside because that would be WAY easier than cleaning our room. Our
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